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Tempestt Bledsoe:
Tempestt Bledsoe
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Information:
Name: Tempestt Bledsoe
Born: 1973-08-01
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
The Twelfth Annual People's Choice Awards (1986), Santa and Pete (1999), ABC Afterschool Specials (1994), Wishing Well (2009), N-Secure (2009)
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Vida Guerra:
Vida Guerra Naked
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Information:
Name: Vida Guerra
Born: 1974-03-19
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Rome Is Burning (2006), Chappelle's Show (2004), Tamales and Gumbo (2008), Strawberries for the Homeless (2008), Vida Guerra: Exposed (2006)
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Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a
train !
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The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone,
sir."
"What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the
phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that
you, you old
fool?"
ChapmanEilwynDo
Dear Father Christmas, could you please
send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Father Christmas: Can't do that one.
He hasn't said what size his
crocodile takes!
CuradhanCaddaAh
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the
punchline, and
once when she gets it.
DannieRamoneZe
How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in
the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
JaelSalfordnb
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A
man with two watches is never sure.
BaldrikChiokeBN
Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
- A: A
Rottweiler in a playground.
OvadiahColeyYp
"Will I ever be able to race my
horse again" the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly
will, and you'll probably beat her
too!"
AnmchaBerthRR
A
woman of 35 thinks of having children. What
does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
ParsifalEliaszHI
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the
Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment!
DaelanElviniV