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Johnny To:
Johnny To Nude
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Information:
Name: Johnny To
Born: 1955-04-22
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Tian ruo you qing (1990), Ba xing bao xi (1988), Chik geuk siu ji (1993), Tie saam gok (2007), Kei fung dik sau (2003)
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Keith Urban:
Keith Urban
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Information:
Name: Keith Urban
Born: 1967-10-26
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Live 8 (2005), CMT 100 Greatest Videos (2008), Saturday Night Live (2007), CMT Crossroads (2005), 2005 American Music Awards (2005)
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You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
GerraldPaddyod
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
NicVonnId
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
Shine a torch in her ear!
ZhinQuarrieEF
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
KynanAvidorOU
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
ConstantTamasKG
A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and said, "More like
an unlit match."
TwrgadarnZackarySa
What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
GradenCaeraucR
Two Scots,
father and son, go to
America.
- Daddy, when we'll arrive?
- Shut up and swim.
FlintDantrellcT
Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
No, I never
had to unroll one that far.
HumbertoMacMillanar
What did the dog do when the panhandler
put
the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.
VinceBowiefv