About OberonHumphtd
Shiri Appleby:
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Information:
Name: Shiri Appleby
Born: 1978-12-07
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Havoc (2005), Charlie Wilson's War (2007), 1/4life (2005), The Bronx Zoo (1988), Raven (1993)
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How do you know when a
woman
is about to say something smart?
- She starts her sentence with
"A man once told me..."
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"Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is
that?"
"Nothing!"
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What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !
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Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
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Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly
moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with
himself.
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I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What high hopes you have !
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1st
man: "My neighbors were screaming and
yelling at three o'clock this
morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake
you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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Camper: There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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How does an elephant get down from a tree
?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
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